The youngest person to ever turn 70!

In honor of his 70th birthday I would love to hear your best (clean) Chuck Norris jokes.  Please remember he is listening watching and preparing his [in]famous roundhouse kick!

Caption Please!!!

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I am just a nobody trying to tell everybody about Somebody [Christ Jesus]!

Posted on March 10, 2010, in ...from Jon, Random. Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate birthdays. Birthdays cower in fear of Chuck Norris.

  2. Chuck Norris fanboy

    Chuck Norris doesn’t shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

  3. Chuck Norris fanboy

    The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.

  4. if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, who has more money? Chuck Norris!

  5. Chuck Norris does not mow his lawn….he stands outside and DARES the grass to grow.

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