Some additional Christian Pickup lines

In March I posted a top 10 list of Pickup lines for Christian men and I wanted to add to those stellar works for my single friends. I love twitter hashtags for this reason and I noticed that a lot of them are aimed at Lolo Jone’s heart. It is okay to laugh out loud, because this is exactly what my wife does when I drop these works of art on here. This is my top 20 list but there are more out there under the hashtag #christianpickuplines on Twitter for more, tell me your favorites or add your own below. Enjoy!

  1. How many Goliaths do I have to slay to win your heart?
  2. So I was reading in the book of Numbers last night when I realized that I don’t have yours.
  3. [Ladies] You put the stud in bible study.
  4. Are you the fisher of men? Because you just reeled me in.
  5. Now I know why Soloman had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
  6. Phil 4:8 says to think about whatever is pure & lovely. And I’ve been thinking about you ALL DAY!
  7. Are you a preacher? ‘Cause I’d respond to your altar call any day.
  8. “You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes…we just might be a miracle.
  9. Girl you are so fearfully and wonderfully made.
  10. Would your name happen to be Ruth? Because I can be your Boaz.
  11. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long was from here.
  12. Somebody better call God, He’s missing an angel!
  13. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
  14. [Favorite] If I march around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
  15. “Excuse me ma’am. I believe your rib belongs to me.”
  16. It took 7 days to create the world, but it only takes 7 digits to change mine.
  17. Is this seat saved? …. Are you?
  18. Are you hot? Or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
  19. Do you want to be accountability partners?
  20. The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” … how about dinner?

Update: this video is out of control!


About Jon Nelson

I am just a nobody trying to tell everybody about Somebody [Christ Jesus]!

Posted on July 6, 2012, in ...from Jon, Humor, Life, Relationships and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. I love it. Gonna use some of these very soon, on my wife, of course.

  2. It’s a pity you don’t have a donate button! I’d without a doubt donate to this brilliant blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for book-marking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account. I look forward to brand new updates and will talk about this website with my Facebook group. Talk soon!

  3. how ’bout “What’s your eschatology?”

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